From my last blog, we saw very recurring points every fan fiction in One Direction fandom. Well that wasn’t the end, here we have a few more things that’ll tickle your funny bone IF you read a lots of fan fictions.
11. HER HAIRSTYLE – MESSY BUN.
Every damn time, this girl Kylie or Rose will throw her hair in a messy bun.
*cue pulls hair out of the roots*
*knots them in a messy bun*
*I’ll give her an awkward creepy smile*
12. She gets pregnant and delivers the baby in the same chapter.
I mean WHY YOU DO THIS? Its like
“Niall, I’m pregnant. ” Kylie said with her eyes glazed with concern.
(Never knew she was a doughnut.)
*a few day later* (days?????)
“Just get it out of me.” Kylie screamed as Niall held his hand.
Two words only.
13. The beginning.
“Hey, my name is Y/N. And my mom just called me down to have breakfast. ”
My name is Y/N. ARE YOU A CREEP OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW MY NAME HUH?
14. Justin Beiber.
He somehow creeeeeeeps his way into an ongoing story. That too like a villain.
And all the people are against him. Wow.
He is one of the best artists in the world don’t forget! .
15. The only thing she eats is pasta and pizza.
“Liam let’s order pizza for dinner. And I’ll rent Toy story, yea?” Amber asked as she hopped on her red velvet plush couch with floral designs on the cloth.
“Sure. As you say.” Liam pecked on her cheek.
Amber had pasta for dinner and then a leftover slice of pizza.
Liam shuffled on the sofa and asked Kylie to cook. She blushed and shook her head.
“Liam, let’s go and eat pizza outside. ”
He nodded and moved out with her.
100 days –
Liam let’s have pizza.
Aren’t you dead already with high blood pressure and cholesterol levels Amber?
16. All the way, Simon Cowell had a secret niece.
Apparently, Simon never knew who was thus homeless girl is, but then she somehow turns out to be her niece. And then her name is #KylieCowell.
Wayyyy to go darling.
17. Zayn can sleep through all the noise and cacophony.
I swear if I ever meet him. I’ll test it though, I’ll get an Indian Shaadi band and play mere yaar ki shadi hai With heaviest bass if all time and stroke his sleepy hair.
18. Usage of Your, you’re, you’ve, you’d, their, there, they’re.
The entire 34 chapter book is written with a wrong grammar and with no difference between YOUR AND YOU’RE.
*gives you a grammar assignment. *
* smiles. *
19. Age of authors
The girl is like 11-12 and is writing smut. The author says she is 10 and wrote a Larry smut.
Like wtf your parents don’t watch what you do? I am 17 and hella scared if my maa read my book’s kiss scene.
20. Intimate scenes.
‘His tongue asked for an entrance.’
His lips crashed on mine.
Are they sliding doors? Put the card- get entrance.
Is it some sort of car crash? Did any of the bacteria on your lips died during this wreck?
Well here we go with 10 more dumb fan fiction moments.
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