Dumb fanfic moments.

Just admit this, we all read fan fictions no matter what. The one direction and 5sos fam comprise of world’s best and worst stories. Well being mostly in one direction fandom, I came across some too dumb moments making me go WTF? 

(This blog is for fun, no particular story or anything is pointed. Its just my conclusion after reading a loads of similar fan fictions by my fellow mates.)

1. The book title.

Major issues here. Either the title is so big, it’s hard to remember. Or it’s a word too complex specially chosen from dictionary; it’s too hard to remember again.

2. Name of the girl.

It is always either Kylie, Mia, Rose, Amber, Ashely….. Y/N.
And is always played by Barbara Palvin or Victoria Justice.

Just stahp!!! K?

3.  Coffee spills. 

She happens to spill coffee or her overly exaggerated frappe on the Harry, who also happens to be roaming freely without any guards. Moreover, no one recognises him.

Seems like everyone is either fools or too nonchalant about their surroundings.

4.  She is snatched away from streets or is accommodated by band members.
Rose’s POV

I was sitting on the side walk, my hands pale and breathing short. I was hungry since last week and idk how I survived.

But out of the vanity, I saw this glistening boot. I looked and and gasped to see God himself. But regained my posture and stared deep in the oceans of his blue orbs.

“Do you have a home?” He growled. And I felt sparks inside my body….

FYI,  she is hungry and homeless. Then Niall Horan, CEO of Horan Enterprises comes out of the blue and gets interested in the hobo look this girl is having.

I mean Y u do tis 2 meh?  Huh? 

5. Apologies always ends like BOOM! 

“I hate you! You’ve been cheating with me on my best friend.” Mia screeched, drowning in her tears.

“But I got you Nandos from my last coupon left.” His eyes almost watered and looked pleading in to my orbs.

“Fine.” She raises her hands defensively. “Where is the food?” She asks.

“Oh baby I love you so much.” Niall wrapped his arm around her waist and smashed his lips on her.

I guess this needs no explanation.  -.-+

6. CARROTS!

For the sake of humanity,  it’s 2015. Zayn is not in the band anymore and Niall still has this appetite of a whale. Louis munches all day on carrots. Liam is still afraid of spoons. Harry has brown luscious chocolate curls and Zayn is still self obsessed with mirror in his back pocket.

ENNNNOOUGHHHH!!! 

7. Her dressing sense.

‘I decided to go in my 13×15 walk in closet and rummaged out a high waisted shorts with a black tank top and a crop top. I also pull my hair in a messy bun. And put a flower crown on her brown luscious locks.

Way to go basic and simple. -.-

8. Dark HARRY. 

Everything he does is darkly.

“He stared at me darkly.”
“He chuckled darkly.”
“He texted darkly.”
“He farted darkly.”
“He burnt me darkly.”
“He walked darkly.”
“He tied his shoes darkly.”

Me- “………….”

9. 50 shades of…………

The title is 50 shades of Zayn/ Harry / Liam / Louis/ Niall.

Same story. Same desk. Same everything. 

Reads?  4551561611717
Votes? 6551617191

10. “My eyes flutter open… ”

“The hot water cascaded down my creamy, soft and buttery body. ”

Who are you?

“My eyes flutter open as I found do myself on the same bed I was last night.”

*sings*

Well never be royals… royaalllllls. 

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I hope you enjoyed the dumb moments. Again, it’s not a reference to any book, just a collection of facts I got by reading all of them. 

Keep your eyes on the next blog for more DUMB FANFIC MOMENTS.

Thanks for reading. 🙂

Gaganpreet x

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Susan Mcmartin to adapt one direction fan fic “after” on the big screen??

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The one direction fandom has always been famous for being outstandingly creative. Whether it be making fan arts or writing steamy romance novels. The one direction fandom never seized to slay.
After , a trilogy written by author Anna Todd is a perfect example of the amazing talent possessed by directioners.
The book was originally written on wattpad and managed to gather over 1 billion reads. It has now been published by galaxy records and is soon going to be adapted on the big screen. Susan McMartin , currently writing and producing the show Mom , will be the one to adapt the book and guide it to the big screen.
Jennifer Gibgot and Adam Shankman from offscreen entertainment will be producing the movie.
Speak up directioners!! Are you excited about this?? Comment below

Book of the week: Immortals of Meluha by Amish.

Salutations readers,

Books, they are an essential part of your life. From day one, to the last breath; books hold something always major. Moreover talking about books written solely for the purpose of diving in and get lost in the alternative universe is the best thing happening to humanity.

However, some people find it a job with nails stuck in their feet when they walk around in book stores or rummage through online distributors as to “Which one should I buy?”

So, here I am with my first book suggestion.

IMMORTALS OF MELUHA BY AMISH TRIPATHI.

The author who shot the bestselling list in his debut book. As thrilling the title sounds, there is no denying fact in the story line being equally spectacular.

The 1974 born banker turned into an amazing author won hearts of millions of readers all across the globe and was translated in about all major Indian languages. Even recently his book two- The secrets of the nagas; was sold in Filipino, conquering hearts.

The book revolves around the lead, Lord Shiva.  The beautifully crafted and intellectually built series of events will leave the readers in awe. (Including myself).

The down to earth author writes with a vast ocean of vocabulary and fabulous pun and satire. In every sentence, being the reader myself my jaw dropped and to save my boom from my drool I had to recover myself. (Joke.)

The three part long tale of the man who became God due to a legend and Shiva’s destiny is the journey one must travel with Amish’s book.

A treat for philosophy lovers and deep thought seekers,  it’s a book for you. History blended with mythology and philosophy and mind blowing writing skills will definitely leave you in a book hangover you’ll never regret.

As the author quotes in his recent live stream,

 

It is all Lord Shiva’s blessings. It is his story and I am the propagator of his life story and lessons his living engraved in the golden pages of history.

Humble much? Very.

So go ahead guys, grab a nook and sit back relax with a cup of tea, and put your hands on the masterpiece created by one of India’s most legendary authors.

You’ll thank me later.  🙂

Thanks for reading.

Gaganpreet x

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